August312014
Trueeee

Trueeee

10PM

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
August292014
dacuntgod:

letmehithat:

Me too

Same

dacuntgod:

letmehithat:

Me too

Same

(Source: district202, via meganvicious)

11PM

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

image

(via thewayyoumadethemsuffer)

11PM

dredrefab1b:

Yeeeees

(Source: husssel, via jskye2k11)

11PM

merakitea:

bosshonies:

Amber Rose

I LOVE HER.

(via jskye2k11)

11PM

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson Mayor James Knowles is making no friends at tonight’s Town Hall. Part 2

[part 1]

(via jskye2k11)

11PM

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via jskye2k11)

11PM
yungsenpai:

Truth^^

yungsenpai:

Truth^^

(Source: thebitchiscalling, via jskye2k11)

11PM

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via jskye2k11)

11PM

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

(via thewayyoumadethemsuffer)

11PM
11PM

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

My favorite episode! 

(Source: lord-stark, via tongue-twister)

11PM
the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

the-goddamazon:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

LMFAOOOOO

(Source: memewhore, via tothine-ownself-be-true)

11PM

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

(via chubbykd)

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